Priorities

Inang: I didn’t eat my snack last night.
Me: What?! Why not?!
Inang: I don’t know. I just woke up then went back to sleep.
Me: I bet your blood sugar is so low right now! Are you hungry? Why are you just now coming downstairs?
Inang: (slight pause)
(matter-of-frankly and slightly aghast) Because I had to color my hair. You didn’t notice?!